Employee Number 777-9871

Production Laborer on Wrecking Crew

Performance Review 1995

Unstable and reckless, Krystal Trashcastle is a walking safety hazard. She has yet to find a job she can’t half ass. Just last year she violently beat her crew foreman, Milbert Stainberry, with a support beam when he told her she needed to meet her production quota before leaving work. After being suspended for a week without pay for the assault, it has been rumored that she solved her quota problem by squirreling away a secret stash of ore she can produce when Stainberry shuts down the personnel cage. Whether or not this is the case, her work ethic is troubling, as is her temper.

Trashcastle has missed a number of days of work for court appearances, mandatory anger management counseling, and the like. During the last year alone she has been charged with drunk and disorderly, diving while under the influence, and assault. It is widely known that Trashcastle is an alcoholic and has been suspected of drinking while on the job – which is a fireable offense.