Employee Number 777-1379

Drilling and Blasting Wrecking Crew

Performance Review 1995

McBrisket is notoriously bad at his job, having lost an eye and a pinky toe to blasts gone bad. He was sent to the Wrecking Crew after a shoddily designed blast destroyed equipment and started a small mine fire.

McBrisket is unwilling to accept blame for his blasting miscalculations. He is naturally suspicious and paranoid and, as a result, believes his co-workers are responsible for his injuries and are trying to kill him. This belief has made him particularly dangerous as he has access to explosives. Rather than properly storing them in the explosive’s magazine, he locks them in a booby trapped box that take hours to open safely.

McBrisket is unable to remember his employee number, which he needs to cash his paychecks. As a result, McBrisket uses the number as his pins, his passwords, and it is rumored that he has the number tattooed on the inside of his eye lids. This has been a problem as his co-workers regularly hack into his accounts. This only exacerbates his paranoia.