Employee Number 777-3825

Production Laborer Wrecking Crew

Performance Review 1995

Dinglebert has missed several weeks of work due to repeated incarceration for drunk and disorderly conduct, driving under the influence, and assault. When he is at work he is known as the laziest worker on the force. Dinglebert is despised by his coworkers for sneaking off to take naps in nearby mine carts, leaving his grunt work for everyone else to take care of.

Dinglebert is also a first class weirdo. He makes others uncomfortable with strange references to their anatomy, his heavy breathing and how awkwardly close he stands next to them. His palid appearance and clammy skin doesn’t do him any favors either.